LET ME TOSS YOUR SALAD

I’m not exactly what you would call a gourmet chef however I do like to prepare a nice meal from time to time. Of course the first part of preparing a great dinner is the salad. I decided to make something special for Jake the other night so I went shopping and found all the freshest ingredients for the perfect dinner salad. Once I got home I unpacked the groceries and got started on our meal. Things were moving right along in the kitchen as I was slicing and dicing away. Then I got to the cucumber and that’s when things got a little.....interesting.

I honestly have a serious phallic symbol issue! If I see anything that even remotely resembles a cock my pussy immediately begins to tingle and I start to fantasize about what it would feel like to have that item deep inside me. I can’t even begin to tell you about how many things I see in any given day that triggers this involuntary response. I’ve talked to several of my girlfriends about this because I wanted to know if all girls have this issue or if it’s just a function of my nymphomania. They all say I’m crazy and that they do not get all worked up at the sight of a normal everyday object simply because it may have some slight resemblance to a penis.

I can’t even get into my car without looking at the gearshift and thinking to myself, “I’d really like to wrap my pussy lips around that thing and bounce up and down on it for awhile before I leave.” And to answer your question, yes I have fucked the gearshift in my car on numerous occasions when I just couldn’t resist the urge. Anyway, back to my salad! I reached for the cucumber to slice it up however as soon as I touched it I started to get that familiar sensation down below. I wrapped my hand around it as I assessed its girth and that’s when I just couldn’t take it anymore.

I grabbed the bottle of ranch dressing I had just bought at the grocery store and poured it all over the cucumber. I licked a little off before shoving it deep inside me. Ohhhhh, yesssssssssssss! I began to fulfill a craving that could only be completely satisfied by penetration from something thick and long. I rammed that thing in and out of my snatch faster and faster until I finally climaxed all over my organic dildo. I pulled it out and cleaned up all my juices and the ranch dressing with my tongue. Having satisfied my carnal desires I picked up where I had left off with my salad preparation.

Finally, all my hard work in the kitchen was finished and the salad was ready to be served. Jake raved about what a great meal I had prepared t.....TO READ THIS ENTIRE STORY CLICK HERE TO ACCESS MY MEMBERS AREA

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